This sucks and I suck, or, what I learned at UChicago

So, I graduated about two weeks ago.  As schooling is wont to do, UChicago taught me many things: how to churn out A papers during all-nighters, that my alcohol tolerance extends to roughly half a Mike’s Hard, and that I do not understand economics at all.

But most of all, UChicago taught me intellectual humility. Which is just a fancy way of saying that